oh wow kinect makes everything better we're serious
It’s been two years since Microsoft’s Kinect made normal controllers look completely stupid by revolutionising the way humans play games. Kinect is probably one of civilization’s greatest achievements since Stonehenge or those tree-shaped air fresheners you get for the car. Kinect makes games better. It’s that simple. In fact, it’s more than that. Kinect is so super-awesome it makes everything better. Here are just three other things that are not games but are definitely made better with Kinect.
Soup is better with Kinect
Before Kinect was invented, soup could just be described as a bowl of hot liquefied food-drink popular among peasants, students, the sick, the elderly, and people in restaurants who fancy the soup. But, thanks to Kinect, soup can be experienced like never before. Whether its cock-a-leekie or mulligatawny, Kinect’s accurate spoon-free control and crouton-recognition technology blurs the line between putting soup in your mouth and not putting soup in your mouth.
Doing recreational drugs is better with Kinect
Getting completely out-of-your-mind on drugs can sometimes be an isolating experience comparable to sitting inside a lonely box containing the residual sadness of abandoned childhood toys. But with its innovative infrared projector and monochrome CMOS sensor Kinect has completely transformed the experience of getting completely out-of-your-mind on drugs by immersing players deeper than ever before in such great games as Dance Central, Dance Central 2, Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster, and Dance Central 3.
Having a moustache is better with Kinect
There was a time when having a moustache was difficult and cumbersome and fiddly and difficult. You may have wanted a moustache, but felt intimidated or overwhelmed by the process of having one. But Kinect removed those barriers, making moustache ownership more social, approachable and above all accessible to people who were previously non-moustache people. With Kinect the whole family can enjoy having a moustache.
That’s just three examples of other things that are totally better with Kinect, but there are loads more. Feel free to think of them yourself.